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I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam, Netherlands.
www.ubs.com/investment bank
Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV
in the Netherlands. I will be happy to work this transaction out with you
if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are reliable
and honest.
I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange
and provide you details/documentary proof so that funds($8.5 million) will
be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late
depositor(Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri, who was an Election candidate and also
a business man). Abbas Farhan al-Jabouri and his two relatives were
executed in Mohammed al Malih, near Mandali on the 29th of January 2009.
During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with
the said balance (Eight million, five Hundred thousand Dollars only), this
account have not been operated for some years now.
At this moment I will not be able to issue more details about this
business, until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your
very busy schedules to read about my Bank
website(WWW.ubs.com/investment bank).
I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible via my private
email; beukerhendriks@dxqq.com
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS
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Hola amor, para no tener malos entendidos, te envió una serie de recomendaciones básicas para no sufrir malestares durante la época del Mundial de Sudáfrica 2010
Se comunica que a partir del 11 de Junio al 11 de Julio de 2010, (Tiempo de duración del Mundial de Fútbol Sudáfrica 2010);
Deberás tener en cuenta lo siguiente:
1. Hacer las compras del mercado y el súper Fuera de los horarios de partidos y/o repeticiones de los mismos (sin excepción).
2. Leer la sección deportiva para que tengamos tema de conversación; si no lo haces, no se te extrañe que no te hable durante este mes.
3. Durante el mes entero la tele es mía, a todas horas, sin excepción. El control, ni lo mires, olvídate de discovery home & health, lo que callamos las mujeres, las telenovelas, tus series, etc. Etc.
4. Si tienes que pasar frente a la tele durante un partido, puedes hacerlo, siempre que sea gateando y sin distraer o hacer ruido.
5. Durante los partidos soy sordo y ciego e invalido. No esperes que te atienda, escuche, mire, abra la puerta, conteste el teléfono, vea al niño que se cayó del segundo piso, salude a tu madre, haga las compras, apague el incendio de la cocina, etc. Nada, pero NADA !!!. = si quieres para evitar corajes puedo salir con mis amigos…
6. Deberás aprovisionar el Refri y le sonreirás si viene un amigo a compartir unas horitas de fútbol, en especial si es el Hernández HDTSPM.., En agradecimiento, te dejaré ver tele de la media noche a las 4 de la mañana, siempre que no haya repeticiones.
7. Si me ves molesto porque el equipo de México va perdiendo no me digas "no es para tanto" ni tampoco "seguro ganan."Sólo harás que me enoje más.
8. Puedes sentarte a ver un partido conmigo y podrás hablarme, pero sólo durante los comerciales del entretiempo.(eso es cuando en la tele no se ve a los jugadores). No se te ocurra hacer cualquier comentario técnico, tampoco abuses.¡¡No te expongas!!! Y claro siempre y cuando me pases la botana, me prepares la michelada y me des masaje en la espalda.
9. Las repeticiones de los goles son muy, muy importantes. No importa si ya los ví antes, o si me los sé de memoria. Los quiero ver de nuevo, muchas, muchas, muchas veces. (se entiende?)
10. Que no se le ocurra a ninguna de tus amiguitas casarse, incluye la despedida de soltera de Ingrid, bautizar, enfermarse, organizar reuniones o cenas, y menos visitarnos; menos aún los días de semifinales y JAMAS el día de la final porque solo hay tres opciones a saber:
a ) no iré,
b ) no iré, y
c ) no iré.
11. Sin embargo, si un amigo nos invita a ver el fútbol, en el Bar o su casa, ¡¡¡ ( Qué maravillosa invitación ) !!!!Iremos sin dudarlo. No importa si nos llama a último minuto. Ah! Y si no estás lista a tiempo,¡¡¡¡ te quedás...
12. Los resúmenes de los partidos, durante la noche son tan importantes como los juegos mismos; no se te ocurra decir:"pero si eso ya lo viste, ¿por qué no cambias?" ni "¿No te aburre ver a cada rato lo mismo?".¡¡¡ No, no, no,. NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
13. Para el día de la inauguración y el de la final; no me esperes, no me llames, no me busques, ya que como es temprano y tu estarás trabajando, los niños en el colegio y Sierr@ Systems no laborara por razones obvias (es la ventaja de tener mi propio negocio jejeje), Excelsa (Laura) se hará cargo de recoger y ver a los niños, ya después del trabajo tu te aras cargo por que yo estaré celebrando en el ángel con mis amigos.
14. Finalmente, ahórrate expresiones como:¡"Qué bueno que el Mundial es cada 4 años!"¡"Felizmente, sólo dura un mes".Estoy inmunizado a esas expresiones de mal gusto.
Y por si no lo sabes, anda enterándote, también hay: Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Copa Sudamericana, Liga Italiana, Liga Española, Copa Nissan, Las Jornadas Primavera-Verano y Otoño-Invierno, los clásicos del América Vs. Chivas y luego eliminatorias para el próximo Mundial.
Amigos les recomiendo que si tienen novia, esta es la temporada perfecta para pedir ese "tiempo" para analizar su relación sin correr el riesgo de perderla o que otro hombre se las robe, ya que un verdadero hombre en esta temporada no tiene ojos para otra cosa que no sea el más limpio, fiel y mayor sentimiento que el amor al Fútbol.
ING. Víctor Alfredo Sierra Reyna.
Presidente.
Sierr@ Systems
Confiabilidad, Creatividad y Vanguardia.
http://www.sierrasystems.com.mx
54.46.52.01
04455.10.50.55.05
BB PIN: 31F889CA
Enviado desde mi Blackberry® 3G de Iusacell.
Hola amor, para no tener malos entendidos, te envió una serie de recomendaciones básicas para no sufrir malestares durante la época del Mundial de Sudáfrica 2010
Se comunica que a partir del 11 de Junio al 11 de Julio de 2010, (Tiempo de duración del Mundial de Fútbol Sudáfrica 2010);
Deberás tener en cuenta lo siguiente:
1. Hacer las compras del mercado y el súper Fuera de los horarios de partidos y/o repeticiones de los mismos (sin excepción).
2. Leer la sección deportiva para que tengamos tema de conversación; si no lo haces, no se te extrañe que no te hable durante este mes.
3. Durante el mes entero la tele es mía, a todas horas, sin excepción. El control, ni lo mires, olvídate de discovery home & health, lo que callamos las mujeres, las telenovelas, tus series, etc. Etc.
4. Si tienes que pasar frente a la tele durante un partido, puedes hacerlo, siempre que sea gateando y sin distraer o hacer ruido.
5. Durante los partidos soy sordo y ciego e invalido. No esperes que te atienda, escuche, mire, abra la puerta, conteste el teléfono, vea al niño que se cayó del segundo piso, salude a tu madre, haga las compras, apague el incendio de la cocina, etc. Nada, pero NADA !!!. = si quieres para evitar corajes puedo salir con mis amigos…
6. Deberás aprovisionar el Refri y le sonreirás si viene un amigo a compartir unas horitas de fútbol, en especial si es el Hernández HDTSPM.., En agradecimiento, te dejaré ver tele de la media noche a las 4 de la mañana, siempre que no haya repeticiones.
7. Si me ves molesto porque el equipo de México va perdiendo no me digas "no es para tanto" ni tampoco "seguro ganan."Sólo harás que me enoje más.
8. Puedes sentarte a ver un partido conmigo y podrás hablarme, pero sólo durante los comerciales del entretiempo.(eso es cuando en la tele no se ve a los jugadores). No se te ocurra hacer cualquier comentario técnico, tampoco abuses.¡¡No te expongas!!! Y claro siempre y cuando me pases la botana, me prepares la michelada y me des masaje en la espalda.
9. Las repeticiones de los goles son muy, muy importantes. No importa si ya los ví antes, o si me los sé de memoria. Los quiero ver de nuevo, muchas, muchas, muchas veces. (se entiende?)
10. Que no se le ocurra a ninguna de tus amiguitas casarse, incluye la despedida de soltera de Ingrid, bautizar, enfermarse, organizar reuniones o cenas, y menos visitarnos; menos aún los días de semifinales y JAMAS el día de la final porque solo hay tres opciones a saber:
a ) no iré,
b ) no iré, y
c ) no iré.
11. Sin embargo, si un amigo nos invita a ver el fútbol, en el Bar o su casa, ¡¡¡ ( Qué maravillosa invitación ) !!!!Iremos sin dudarlo. No importa si nos llama a último minuto. Ah! Y si no estás lista a tiempo,¡¡¡¡ te quedás...
12. Los resúmenes de los partidos, durante la noche son tan importantes como los juegos mismos; no se te ocurra decir:"pero si eso ya lo viste, ¿por qué no cambias?" ni "¿No te aburre ver a cada rato lo mismo?".¡¡¡ No, no, no,. NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
13. Para el día de la inauguración y el de la final; no me esperes, no me llames, no me busques, ya que como es temprano y tu estarás trabajando, los niños en el colegio y Sierr@ Systems no laborara por razones obvias (es la ventaja de tener mi propio negocio jejeje), Excelsa (Laura) se hará cargo de recoger y ver a los niños, ya después del trabajo tu te aras cargo por que yo estaré celebrando en el ángel con mis amigos.
14. Finalmente, ahórrate expresiones como:¡"Qué bueno que el Mundial es cada 4 años!"¡"Felizmente, sólo dura un mes".Estoy inmunizado a esas expresiones de mal gusto.
Y por si no lo sabes, anda enterándote, también hay: Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Copa Sudamericana, Liga Italiana, Liga Española, Copa Nissan, Las Jornadas Primavera-Verano y Otoño-Invierno, los clásicos del América Vs. Chivas y luego eliminatorias para el próximo Mundial.
Amigos les recomiendo que si tienen novia, esta es la temporada perfecta para pedir ese “tiempo” para analizar su relación sin correr el riesgo de perderla o que otro hombre se las robe, ya que un verdadero hombre en esta temporada no tiene ojos para otra cosa que no sea el más limpio, fiel y mayor sentimiento que el amor al Fútbol.
ING. Víctor Alfredo Sierra Reyna.
Presidente.
Sierr@ Systems
Confiabilidad, Creatividad y Vanguardia.
http://www.sierrasystems.com.mx
54.46.52.01
04455.10.50.55.05
BB PIN: 31F889CA
Hola amor, para no tener malos entendidos, te envió una serie de recomendaciones básicas para no sufrir malestares durante la época del Mundial de Sudáfrica 2010
Se comunica que a partir del 11 de Junio al 11 de Julio de 2010, (Tiempo de duración del Mundial de Fútbol Sudáfrica 2010);
Deberás tener en cuenta lo siguiente:
1. Hacer las compras del mercado y el súper Fuera de los horarios de partidos y/o repeticiones de los mismos (sin excepción).
2. Leer la sección deportiva para que tengamos tema de conversación; si no lo haces, no se te extrañe que no te hable durante este mes.
3. Durante el mes entero la tele es mía, a todas horas, sin excepción. El control, ni lo mires, olvídate de discovery home & health, lo que callamos las mujeres, las telenovelas, tus series, etc. Etc.
4. Si tienes que pasar frente a la tele durante un partido, puedes hacerlo, siempre que sea gateando y sin distraer o hacer ruido.
5. Durante los partidos soy sordo y ciego e invalido. No esperes que te atienda, escuche, mire, abra la puerta, conteste el teléfono, vea al niño que se cayó del segundo piso, salude a tu madre, haga las compras, apague el incendio de la cocina, etc. Nada, pero NADA !!!. = si quieres para evitar corajes puedo salir con mis amigos…
6. Deberás aprovisionar el Refri y le sonreirás si viene un amigo a compartir unas horitas de fútbol, en especial si es el Hernández HDTSPM.., En agradecimiento, te dejaré ver tele de la media noche a las 4 de la mañana, siempre que no haya repeticiones.
7. Si me ves molesto porque el equipo de México va perdiendo no me digas "no es para tanto" ni tampoco "seguro ganan."Sólo harás que me enoje más.
8. Puedes sentarte a ver un partido conmigo y podrás hablarme, pero sólo durante los comerciales del entretiempo.(eso es cuando en la tele no se ve a los jugadores). No se te ocurra hacer cualquier comentario técnico, tampoco abuses.¡¡No te expongas!!! Y claro siempre y cuando me pases la botana, me prepares la michelada y me des masaje en la espalda.
9. Las repeticiones de los goles son muy, muy importantes. No importa si ya los ví antes, o si me los sé de memoria. Los quiero ver de nuevo, muchas, muchas, muchas veces. (se entiende?)
10. Que no se le ocurra a ninguna de tus amiguitas casarse, incluye la despedida de soltera de Ingrid, bautizar, enfermarse, organizar reuniones o cenas, y menos visitarnos; menos aún los días de semifinales y JAMAS el día de la final porque solo hay tres opciones a saber:
a ) no iré,
b ) no iré, y
c ) no iré.
11. Sin embargo, si un amigo nos invita a ver el fútbol, en el Bar o su casa, ¡¡¡ ( Qué maravillosa invitación ) !!!!Iremos sin dudarlo. No importa si nos llama a último minuto. Ah! Y si no estás lista a tiempo,¡¡¡¡ te quedás...
12. Los resúmenes de los partidos, durante la noche son tan importantes como los juegos mismos; no se te ocurra decir:"pero si eso ya lo viste, ¿por qué no cambias?" ni "¿No te aburre ver a cada rato lo mismo?".¡¡¡ No, no, no,. NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
13. Para el día de la inauguración y el de la final; no me esperes, no me llames, no me busques, ya que como es temprano y tu estarás trabajando, los niños en el colegio y Sierr@ Systems no laborara por razones obvias (es la ventaja de tener mi propio negocio jejeje), Excelsa (Laura) se hará cargo de recoger y ver a los niños, ya después del trabajo tu te aras cargo por que yo estaré celebrando en el ángel con mis amigos.
14. Finalmente, ahórrate expresiones como:¡"Qué bueno que el Mundial es cada 4 años!"¡"Felizmente, sólo dura un mes".Estoy inmunizado a esas expresiones de mal gusto.
Y por si no lo sabes, anda enterándote, también hay: Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Copa Sudamericana, Liga Italiana, Liga Española, Copa Nissan, Las Jornadas Primavera-Verano y Otoño-Invierno, los clásicos del América Vs. Chivas y luego eliminatorias para el próximo Mundial.
Amigos les recomiendo que si tienen novia, esta es la temporada perfecta para pedir ese “tiempo” para analizar su relación sin correr el riesgo de perderla o que otro hombre se las robe, ya que un verdadero hombre en esta temporada no tiene ojos para otra cosa que no sea el más limpio, fiel y mayor sentimiento que el amor al Fútbol.
ING. Víctor Alfredo Sierra Reyna.
Presidente.
Sierr@ Systems
Confiabilidad, Creatividad y Vanguardia.
http://www.sierrasystems.com.mx
54.46.52.01
04455.10.50.55.05
BB PIN: 31F889CA
